So… the final day of the trip. It’s about damn time. Disney World is as boring as all get out. So is the hotel. It’s all been boring, except for our stop at Universal Studios which was only semi-boring.
Today was spent grabbing our luggage and move it into the room for holding it until our flight leaves. Then we wandered aimlessly through the hotel grounds, and caught a ferry that went to Disney World and back. On the ferry we made plans for our new theme park, which will be a parody of the Epcot Center.
In “New Epcot” there will be many modifications. “New Epcot” will have Mexico and the US sitting right next to each other, with a border patrol in between. Mexico will have children running around trying to sell you chiclets and fake American products for sale.
Germany will be Nazi-era, with random people sent into the concentration camps. Japan will have a Japanese story-teller like in the original Epcot, but he will have a voice over actor behind the curtains talking for him (way off sync, of course). China will have Tiananmen Square reenactment every hour, as well as Chinese secret police.
There will be an Axis of Evil alley where all those countries reside. North Korea would have an illegal nuclear test ride. There would be an island in the middle where Cuba resided on one side and there was an adults-only Guantanamo Bay prison club on the other that was one of those bondage sex club type things.
It just sounds better and better. There would be countries like Iraq and Vietnam in place of countries nobody cares about like Norway, Morocco and France. It’d be the most fun place on Earth.
Anyway, after setting out the plans for that, we just need some investors. Maybe we’ll find some on the plane ride home.
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