The more I think about it, the more I realize my Aunt Tiff is right. I should probably write a book about my life living with a maniac who thinks that if the LDS Church has not put their name on something then said object is evil. My life’s not all that interesting, but I can pretend it was for the sake of your entertainment. Let’s take a moment and look at some possible chapter titles that would show up:
- “Living In Fear”: A chapter about how the constant mantra of our household was the impending doom of Christ’s Second Coming (which is still, according to my parents, very close… as it has been for the last 5 years.)
- “Food Storage for Christmas”: Somewhat an addendum to the previous chapter, only this one more related to Rick’s way of dealing with money than anything else.
- “The Evils of Media”: Harry Potter, punk rock, and internet chat. These are the tools the devil uses to ensnare children in today’s society. Or at least, that’s what someone thinks.
- “The Devil’s Hour”: Midnight is the devil’s hour. Stay up any later, and you’re bound to be under his influence. A look into the [non]logic behind the madness…
I could go on, but that would ruin the suspense of waiting for my book to hit the shelves.
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